Check out our Pictures, jokes, and all of other content otherwise you'll be left behind in the dark. Reallyfunny - Proud to be reallyfunny Make donations today so we can get a domain name.                             General Enquiry: support@reallyfunny.grabyourhosting.com      Pictures: pictures@reallyfunny.grabyourhosting.com      Jokes: jokes@reallyfunny.grabyourhosting.com        

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Submit Your Joke to Reallyfunny

Quick Quotes:

"McDonald's has come out with their own line of credit card, called the Arch Card. I have one, right in my wallet next to my Taco Bell Gold Card." --Dave Letterman

---

"Rapper Snoop Dogg is now doing commercials for Chrysler. This marks the first time that Snoop has recommended a dealer that sells cars." --Conan O'Brien

"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even." --Will Rogers

---

"Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!" --Mark Twain

---

"No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it." --Hal Chadwick

"Today they held the elections in Iraq. The results are slowly coming in. The only thing we know for sure at this point is that Al Gore lost again." --Jay Leno

---

"This "King Kong" movie is huge. He's everywhere. Just this morning he was making banana splits with Tony Danza." --Dave Letterman

---

"Online search engine leader Google has unveiled a new feature that will enable its users to zoom in on homes and businesses using satellite images. It's really the perfect service for the stalker or terrorist on a budget." --Dennis Miller

"Time" has named former Presidents Bush and Clinton the partners of the year. These two are now so close they're thinking about making a cowboy movie." --Dave Letterman

---

"The federal government has asked that people not return to New Orleans yet because the city still is not safe. The government then went on to say the same thing about Detroit, Cleveland and Newark." --Conan O'Brien

---

"Over the weekend President Bush said that he's afraid the United States has an image problem in the Middle East. An image problem? New Jersey has an image problem, we have a dilemma." --Jay Leno