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Jokes:
Receiving E-mail
As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to
remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes
unintentionally and with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Michigan man who left the snow-filled streets of
Detroit for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he
missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly
preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When
the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing
the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the
screen:
"Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!"
Wrong Way
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,
his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just
heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401.
Please be careful!"
"Hun," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Where's the Wife?
A man left work Friday afternoon, but, instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and
spending his paycheck without telling his wife.
When he appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very
angry spouse, who barraged him for two hours with a tirade of yelling.
Finally, she stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
So, Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.
Only In America
Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and
a diet coke.
Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.
Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put, our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we will not miss a call from someone we did not want
to talk to in the first place.
Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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